Professional Anxious Lesbian

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Contact
Pair: Klaine and background others
Summary: Outsiders find the boat city. The citizens of the Western Wave prepare for contact.
AN: Attempting to finish up this last arc. Wish me luck, and I hope you enjoy.

( Did y'see that? )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Fair Trade
Pair: Kurt/Blaine (and they’re actually featured in their own fic, shockingly)
Includes: The Zombies!
Word Count: 6175~
Summary: Santana encounters someone in her scouting. Kurt finds a use for Cooper. People are lost and gained.

( The horizon bled streaks of orange and red as the sun began its ascent. The hum of her bike in her ears, Santana sharply eyed the sky, the road ahead, the green untamed grass on either side of the asphalt. Then, a flicker. In the distance, Santana saw something moving. Her eyes narrowed into slits, and she leaned forward, slowing her bike to a halt. The figure was indistinguishable. Her lips twisted. She pulled out her crossbow anyway and held it aloft, waiting. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Family Reunion
Pair: Klaine
Includes: mpreg, zombies
Word Count: ~1925
Summary: Blaine introduces Pippa to his brother and sister.
AN: My only defense to get through these next parts seems to be by cutting them back to bite-sized updates.

( Coop, you jackass. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Losing Ground
Pair: Kurt/Blaine, various canon/OC
Includes: zombies, past mpreg, character deaths, Blaine’s dumb brother
Word Count: ~9250
Summary: No time for a Honeymoon. The very night of Kurt and Blaine’s wedding, they begin making plans to deal with the news brought to them by Forest. Meanwhile, West and the Wastelanders are on their way.

( Less than four hours ago, people had been dancing and laughing in this meeting hall. )

Title: Waiting for Magic (but not like this) 3/3
Pair: Klaine!
Includes: magic, highlight for spoilers: mpreg of a non-main character
Word count: (total) ~18,150, (this part) ~7227
Summary: Blaine is magically transformed. Omigod.
Set after S3 “Big Brother” then goes AU. I didn’t even try to make it match up, though there are some repurposing of the events in “Choke.”

This fic is for my bb, xenachakram12! I'll post the final on Friday so she can have it all by the weekend.

Part One ♥ Part Two

Part Three

( Curiosity and alarm flickered in Rachel’s eyes. The bus bumped along, air conditioning blasting unnecessarily. She watched Kurt without saying anything as he stared blankly at the back of the seat in front of him, saying nothing, doing nothing. )

Title: Waiting for Magic (but not like this) 1/3
Pair: Klaine!
Includes: magic, highlight for spoilers: mpreg of a non-main character
Word count: (total) ~17,215, (this part) ~5152
Summary: Blaine is magically transformed. Omigod.
Set after S3 “Big Brother” then goes AU. I didn’t even try to make it match up, though there are some repurposing of the events in “Choke.”

This fic is for my bb, xenachakram12!

References:
The Mini-Giraffe! http://youtu.be/rkB9OT2XVvA
Title: Waiting for Magic. It’s an Ace of Base song.
The movie they watch is called Nightmare Weekend, and it is one of the craziest, most confusing horror movies ever made. Not even B-grade, but sort of Huh?-grade. You don’t have to see it because that will only confuse you more. But here it is, anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEE1MJrZJdY
Blaine’s nail polish: Katy Perry Collection

Part One

( When Kurt walked into Blaine’s bedroom, he expected his boyfriend to be grooving away to Roxy Music. That’s what was up on his iPod, in any case. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Only Human
Pair: Klaine! and others
Word count: 7474
Summary: The refugee town makes wedding plans (and other plans), and Kurt and Rafe boggle at what they’ve survived.

( Rafe glared across the living room at Nick grinding his hips. 'Stop that.' )

Title: The Greatest Star
Pair: Klaine
Spoilers: “Goodbye” season finale
Word Count: 2344
Summary: Years out of high school, Kurt reflects on the experiences who made him who he is.
AN: A lot of people have done really good reaction fics. This is more of a resistance fic. And a **ck you fic. (Darn censors.)

( It was a punch in the face. )

Title: Mr. Cellophane vs Mr. Blaine
Pair: Klaine
Word Count: ~835
Summary: Kurt realizes where he stands. He can have his dignity, until it gets in the way of what the group wants.
AN: This show causes me such pain. This is just a little vent. And sex jokes.

( Tears of frustration look like any other tears. Pretty much. )

Title: Crack that Wrist
Pair: Klaine
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mentions of suicide, depression, homophobia, and violence against children
Word Count: 956
Summary: Kurt checks his newsfeed before Glee practice and finds a disturbing story.
AN: Context: I don’t know if anyone has been spreading this around. I’m like Law and Order. I pull things from the news:
This fucker. This FUCKER.
No, really, fucker? You were misquoted in an AUDIOFILE? People are saying not nice things about you after you told people to break the wrists of their gay sons, give ‘em a good punch? Well, I never!

( Kurt’s eyes are almost comically wide as he stares at his phone. Stares at it like it has betrayed him, become some kind of anathema. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Eyes Ahead
Pair: Klaine, of course, and... others

Word Count: 912
Summary: Post Vistations, Reunions, and Preferred Weaponry and Pre-AGPD. Rafe gets some help in the kitchen.

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Series: No Day But Today
Title: Scare
Pairing: Klaine
Word Count: ~5311
Summary: Daily life continues as Kurt makes the rounds around town and Blaine goes out with the scouts to see if there are any survivors, but Kurt has something heavy weighing on his mind.
AN: This is the song sung in the story: http://youtu.be/6aaRR3AW4FU
I should be doing so many other things.

( In. Out. The air was pulled and pushed in and out of his lungs by sheer force of will. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Gratitude
Pairing: Tike, Klaine
Includes: post-mpreg, zombies
Word Count: ~4279
Summary: Tina’s journey through their brave new world.

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Click on this: The best thing ever! With scarves!

(Click on Blaine and see what happens.)

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Inclement Weather
Pairing: Klaine
Includes: Walkers, post-mpreg
Word Count: ~1025
Summary: The Refugees make a stop on the road.

( Fresh update )

Title: Stay off the Furniture; Or, How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Blaine
Pair: Klaine
Warning: Violence, mention of past sexual assault, physical assault
Word Count: ~5585
Summary: S2 Post-”Original Song” AU. Burt finds Kurt and Blaine singing with each other in his house. And on his couch. He’s not so sure about this kid.
AN: This one is for xenachakram12. It only took like a year for this! Enjoy!

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Title: How I Hate Going Out in the Storm
Pairing: Klaine
Includes: mpreg
Word Count: ~1550
Summary: Kurt is trying to make the perfect Christmas for his incoming family, but the weather has other ideas.
AN: Written for the Winter Holiday Weekly Writing Challenge at gleempreg.

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Title: Acceptable Tension
Pair: Klaine
Summary: Coda to S2 "Blame It on the Alcohol" because I needed an ending before I went to bed.

( Are you avoiding me? )

Title: How Can Ya Do This Thing to Me
Pair: Kurt/Blaine
Summary: Blaine wants to spend time with Kurt. Set in S2 “A Very Glee Christmas”
Word count: 1667

( Baby it's Cold Outside )

Title: Daddy Material
Pair: Klaine, Finncedes
Includes: Fluffies
Word Count: 1576
Summary: Kurt and Blaine go to the theater. Blaine tames some wild chirren. Finn doesn’t know that the Down Low is. Kurt gets clucky.

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