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Title: Waiting for Magic (but not like this) 3/3
Pair: Klaine!
Includes: magic, highlight for spoilers: mpreg of a non-main character
Word count: (total) ~18,150, (this part) ~7227
Summary: Blaine is magically transformed. Omigod.
Set after S3 “Big Brother” then goes AU. I didn’t even try to make it match up, though there are some repurposing of the events in “Choke.”

This fic is for my bb, xenachakram12! I'll post the final on Friday so she can have it all by the weekend.

Part One ♥ Part Two

Part Three

( Curiosity and alarm flickered in Rachel’s eyes. The bus bumped along, air conditioning blasting unnecessarily. She watched Kurt without saying anything as he stared blankly at the back of the seat in front of him, saying nothing, doing nothing. )

Title: Waiting for Magic (but not like this) 1/3
Pair: Klaine!
Includes: magic, highlight for spoilers: mpreg of a non-main character
Word count: (total) ~17,215, (this part) ~5152
Summary: Blaine is magically transformed. Omigod.
Set after S3 “Big Brother” then goes AU. I didn’t even try to make it match up, though there are some repurposing of the events in “Choke.”

This fic is for my bb, xenachakram12!

References:
The Mini-Giraffe! http://youtu.be/rkB9OT2XVvA
Title: Waiting for Magic. It’s an Ace of Base song.
The movie they watch is called Nightmare Weekend, and it is one of the craziest, most confusing horror movies ever made. Not even B-grade, but sort of Huh?-grade. You don’t have to see it because that will only confuse you more. But here it is, anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEE1MJrZJdY
Blaine’s nail polish: Katy Perry Collection

Part One

( When Kurt walked into Blaine’s bedroom, he expected his boyfriend to be grooving away to Roxy Music. That’s what was up on his iPod, in any case. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Only Human
Pair: Klaine! and others
Word count: 7474
Summary: The refugee town makes wedding plans (and other plans), and Kurt and Rafe boggle at what they’ve survived.

( Rafe glared across the living room at Nick grinding his hips. 'Stop that.' )

Title: The Greatest Star
Pair: Klaine
Spoilers: “Goodbye” season finale
Word Count: 2344
Summary: Years out of high school, Kurt reflects on the experiences who made him who he is.
AN: A lot of people have done really good reaction fics. This is more of a resistance fic. And a **ck you fic. (Darn censors.)

( It was a punch in the face. )

Title: Mr. Cellophane vs Mr. Blaine
Pair: Klaine
Word Count: ~835
Summary: Kurt realizes where he stands. He can have his dignity, until it gets in the way of what the group wants.
AN: This show causes me such pain. This is just a little vent. And sex jokes.

( Tears of frustration look like any other tears. Pretty much. )

Title: Crack that Wrist
Pair: Klaine
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mentions of suicide, depression, homophobia, and violence against children
Word Count: 956
Summary: Kurt checks his newsfeed before Glee practice and finds a disturbing story.
AN: Context: I don’t know if anyone has been spreading this around. I’m like Law and Order. I pull things from the news:
This fucker. This FUCKER.
No, really, fucker? You were misquoted in an AUDIOFILE? People are saying not nice things about you after you told people to break the wrists of their gay sons, give ‘em a good punch? Well, I never!

( Kurt’s eyes are almost comically wide as he stares at his phone. Stares at it like it has betrayed him, become some kind of anathema. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Eyes Ahead
Pair: Klaine, of course, and... others

Word Count: 912
Summary: Post Vistations, Reunions, and Preferred Weaponry and Pre-AGPD. Rafe gets some help in the kitchen.

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Series: No Day But Today
Title: Scare
Pairing: Klaine
Word Count: ~5311
Summary: Daily life continues as Kurt makes the rounds around town and Blaine goes out with the scouts to see if there are any survivors, but Kurt has something heavy weighing on his mind.
AN: This is the song sung in the story: http://youtu.be/6aaRR3AW4FU
I should be doing so many other things.

( In. Out. The air was pulled and pushed in and out of his lungs by sheer force of will. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Party Crasher
Pair: Klaine, unrequited Rurt
Includes: zombies (somewhere out there), post-mpreg, violence
Word Count: ~4712
Summary: Refugee Town has a shindig, Rafe outs himself, and an unexpected visitor shows up.
AN: I’m slowing down the posting schedule because my workload has gotten to the point of intolerability. But I did have this piece waiting to be edited, so I’ll hope to start posting every other week until it is finished. Wish me luck.

( It was the first party at the end of the world. )

Series: No Day But Today
Title: Holding Down the Fort
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Includes: post-mpreg, zombies, spam
Word Count: 5425
Summary: The Refugees have found a temporary place to stay, and Kurt and Blaine are settling in.

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Title: Your Love is Thick, and It Swallowed Me Whole
Pairing: Blaine/Kurt/Finn
Rating: NC17
Includes: mpreg, threesome, sex
Word Count: ~2960
Summary: Despite being in a relationship with the two loves of his life, Kurt has difficulty believing that they really love him. After a night of passion, their lives begin to change.
AN: Title from Alanis Morisette’s “Head over Feet.” Written for gleempreg's weekly challenge.

( Kurt had always had difficulty believing he was loved. )

Series: Kinn and Clan
Title: Paternal Instincts
Pairing: Kurt/Finn
Warnings: violence, blood
Word Count: 9840
Summary: Future fic for earlier parts of the series. A surprise pregnancy turns dangerous for Kurt and Finn.

First parts:
Forget that Twilight Nonsense
Gibbous Moon

( Finn felt sharp teeth nibbling along his shoulder. )

Series: Kinn and Clan
Title: Forget that Twilight Nonsense
Pair: Kurt/Finn :D
Warnings: violence
Word Count: 7584
Summary: AU post S1 Sectionals. Carole and Burt never got together.
Finn is a hereditary werewolf, and he wonders if one of his classmates is the same. That has to be why he’s so drawn to him, right?
AN: Parts One and Two go together. Part Two includes sexual assault. The third post moves to the future and is mpreg.

( Kurt Hummel was something else. )

Title: Stay off the Furniture; Or, How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Blaine
Pair: Klaine
Warning: Violence, mention of past sexual assault, physical assault
Word Count: ~5585
Summary: S2 Post-”Original Song” AU. Burt finds Kurt and Blaine singing with each other in his house. And on his couch. He’s not so sure about this kid.
AN: This one is for xenachakram12. It only took like a year for this! Enjoy!

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Title: How I Hate Going Out in the Storm
Pairing: Klaine
Includes: mpreg
Word Count: ~1550
Summary: Kurt is trying to make the perfect Christmas for his incoming family, but the weather has other ideas.
AN: Written for the Winter Holiday Weekly Writing Challenge at gleempreg.

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My son openly admits to being gay. He is seven.

Yay. ^__^

Title: How’s the World, Blaine Warbler?
Pair: Klaine preslash
Word Count: 7139
Summary: In between scenes for BIOTA-- Kurt and Blaine go to a party at Rachel’s house, and from the fallout, reconsider themselves, their preconceptions, and their friendship.

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Title: The Secret Life of the Kryptonian Teenager
Pairings: Chlark, unrequited Clex (poor Lex)
Word Count: ~44,000
Rating: PG-13
Summary: AU post late S2. After the incident with the cave parasite, the relationships in Clark's life are all unsettled, and even worse, he has an even bigger secret to keep than before.
Warnings: past noncon due to characters being under the influence, violence
Includes: mpreg, angst

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You and I, We're Legendary
Word Count: 1227
From Clexmas True Love Drabble Fest, Prompt "Legendary"

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Over the Top
Word Count: 311
From Clexmas True Love Drabble Fest, Prompt "Abundance"

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Duet
Word Count: 966
For Clexmas True Love Drabble Fest, Prompt "Silly Love Songs"

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( Lex hated choir. )

Yes, I'm home. No, I don't really want to bother posting about it. Instead, have ficlets.

Punch Drunk Love II
Word Count: 766
Punch Drunk Love I
For Clexmas True Love Drabble Fest, prompt "Morning After"

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I have an outline for a Despicable Me fic.

Kon is the youngest orphan.

Also, endgame is Clex. Guess which character is Clark.

But first… grown up stuff. And all those other fics I have to write. :/

Last night I had a How I Met Your Mother dream. Which is odd, because I don't watch it that much, and then, only in the background to whatever work I'm doing.

Dream:

Robin was doing some kind of work for a god wherein she had to follow Barney around and collect information on all his misdeeds. What she found out though, was that 'benefits' for this job are basically that the god will grant your wishes, so she had to be careful about what she said. Eventually, she misspoke, and it ended up with Barney and Ted hooking up and becoming a couple (complete with full-on dream kissage). They were an open couple at first so the guys could hook up with women, but later on wanted to close the ranks and have a kid, so they asked Robin if she wanted to make their twosome a threesome. While she was pregnant, she idly wished that the guys could go through it instead of her, and I guess she had a wish leftover, because the guys had to have the boy and girl instead.

And THAT'S how Ted "Met Your Mother."

I don't think Robin ever told Barney that she made him gay.

Thanksgiving:

I'm having soup. I was invited somewhere, but my stomach is still being ornery. So, soup. Yume got some treats and was very happy, and I put some catnip down on their scratchmat, and it made them both gleeful and insane for a bit. Miss Kitty is just enjoying having me home, and still (since I'm mostly reading in prep for writing), and sucking up all the love she can.

I did make a good fruit salad, too. I wish I could just transport that over to where I'm supposed to be so they could enjoy it. Pears, peaches, grapes, raspberries, and blueberries. The soup shall consist of vegan broth and sai fun noodles.

Fandom:

I could post my homework list, but in short, nothing is actually finished. I've been pecking away at the following fics:

Must Be Dreaming-- I'm bummed that I don't have the update for today, but it'll happen after I get grad apps in. There's a Thanksgiving scene.
The Secret Life of the Kryptonian Teenager-- Not sure how many more chapters I have to go, but we're reaching the first climax. This will be completed before I begin posting, though, because I'm tired of long, sprawling WiPs that make me feel guilty for not finishing. (Chlark with some intense Clex friendship)
Great Eggspectations-- This is Brex and it is very nearly done. It's… super cracky. In that delightful way where I feign srsness while cracking it up.

I also pounded out a draft of my clexmas gift last night, which really takes a lot of pressure on me. It means that when I go on vacay, I just need to edit the sucker. Whoot.

(Do people say whoot anymore?)